Dessert Detractor Mugs

Find a humorous mug perfect for the dessert detractor—great for coffee, tea, or just a good laugh in the morning, these mugs celebrate their love for savory over sweet.

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Vanilla ice cream topped with heavy sarcasm.

Vanilla ice cream topped with heavy sarcasm. mockup

Vanilla ice cream topped with heavy sarcasm.

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I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef. mockup

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

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"Where do we put Desserts?"

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'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,' mockup

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

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'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!' mockup

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

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His Her Cakes

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Gooseberry Fool...

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"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!" mockup

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

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Our visit to the flan factory.

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See, eating healthy isn't so bad...." mockup

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

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"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?" mockup

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

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Chocolate Shop

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You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish. mockup

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

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Cake Friday!

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'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?' mockup

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

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The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys. mockup

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

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Sweet surprise.

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Let's skip to dessert

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"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!" mockup

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

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'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!' mockup

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

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Somewhere in France

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'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?' mockup

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

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"And would sir and madam like to start with the dessert menu?"

"And would sir and madam like to start with the dessert menu?" mockup

"And would sir and madam like to start with the dessert menu?"

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'Wow, are all these desserts for here, or are you going to stuff your faces in the privacy of your own home?'

'Wow, are all these desserts for here, or are you going to stuff your faces in the privacy of your own home?' mockup

'Wow, are all these desserts for here, or are you going to stuff your faces in the privacy of your own home?'

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The best way to prevent sagging is to keep eating until the wrinkles fall out.

The best way to prevent sagging is to keep eating until the wrinkles fall out. mockup

The best way to prevent sagging is to keep eating until the wrinkles fall out.

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'Therapy?'

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'It's a good source of calcium and contains plenty of flabonoids.'

'It's a good source of calcium and contains plenty of flabonoids.' mockup

'It's a good source of calcium and contains plenty of flabonoids.'

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"I'm sorry madam, we're right out of Mississippi mud pie. All that's left is the Severn sludge souffle."

"I'm sorry madam, we're right out of Mississippi mud pie. All that's left is the Severn sludge souffle." mockup

"I'm sorry madam, we're right out of Mississippi mud pie. All that's left is the Severn sludge souffle."

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'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.' mockup

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

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'This exotic dessert I make is guilt-free. I already burned all the calories running around finding the ingredients!'

'This exotic dessert I make is guilt-free. I already burned all the calories running around finding the ingredients!' mockup

'This exotic dessert I make is guilt-free. I already burned all the calories running around finding the ingredients!'

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"Would you like the Death by Chocolate, Cheesecake, Brownie, Fudge, or just peacefully while you sleep?"

"Would you like the Death by Chocolate, Cheesecake, Brownie, Fudge, or just peacefully while you sleep?" mockup

"Would you like the Death by Chocolate, Cheesecake, Brownie, Fudge, or just peacefully while you sleep?"

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'Hey, honey bun!'

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"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!" mockup

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

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"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate." mockup

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."

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Dessert Detractor Mugs Collection

Dessert Detractor Pillows

Snuggle up with pillows that celebrate their sunny side of avoiding sweets — funny and cozy home decor options await.

Dessert Detractor Prints

Decorate with clever prints for the dessert detractor—share their humorous perspective with artwork that liven up any space.

Dessert Detractor T-Shirts

Find the perfect t-shirt to showcase their dessert disdain — humorous, stylish, and sure to get laughs everywhere they go.