"Yes, I know, Munger. But Wallace Stevens didn't scribble his damned verses on company time."
Desk Writer Gifts
Looking for a gift for a desk writer? Our collection features witty and charming items that capture the passion and creativity of those who love to put pen to paper. Whether they’re journaling, drafting, or exploring new ideas, these gifts will inspire their next masterpiece and add a bit of fun to their workspace. Perfect for the writers, bloggers, and note-takers in your life.
'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'
Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?
A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork
'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'
In basket-case.
Overworked in the office
Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….
Shake it all about sign on desk
In case of emergency, break glass.
'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'
The Great Pyramid of Paperwork
'Hey, I'm not paying you people to watch the clock. That's Henderson's job.'
'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'
"Miss Ross, get me a motivational speaker."
''A desk job.' That's what they called it at the interview.' 'Same here.' 'SHH!'
"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."
"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"
"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."
'We consult those with whom we agree, which is why I rarely consult my conscience.'
Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'
"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."
Working 9 to 5.
Finger on the Z Key
"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."
'Don't worry about the company's pension plan. The way we work you, you'll be lucky to live that long!'
If I had sleeves, I'd roll them up...
Whack, Out of Whack.
"He said his screen is frozen again."
'What do I do around here? Sir, I really think I deserve some time for research and preparation before answering that.'
"I know, but all promises are off when Daddy's writing his grant proposals."
Businessman at a bar mad to look like desk. Bartender says: 'The usual, Mr. B?'
Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.
'I've noticed that no matter how busy you are, you are never too busy to stop an talk about how busy you are.'
Platitudes for the hopelessly realistic. When life gives you lemons, get a gift receipt.
Desk Writer Gifts Collection
Desk Writer Mugs
Looking for more gifts for desk writers? Explore our collection of witty and inspiring mugs designed to make every coffee break special.
Desk Writer Pillows
Find the perfect pillow to bring comfort and a touch of wit to your favorite desk writer’s workspace or reading corner.
Desk Writer Prints
Browse our inspiring prints, perfect for decorating a writer’s workspace and fueling their creative flow.
Desk Writer T-Shirts
Discover fun and clever t-shirts for writers and creative souls who love to express themselves with humor and style.