Designated Driver Duty Pillows

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Boozing and Cruising

'When I drink, I don't drive my car.'

"Thank goodness for rear-engine cars!"

"Darling, I'll drive tonight so that you can have a drink..."

"I'm the designated driver."

'I'm drinking, you're driving - how come you're so happy?'

"It's O.K., I've got his car keys."

No Car Bar.

'Now that Sir has approved the wine, would Madam care to taste the water?'

'With all the cars being stolen these days, I went out and bought the strongest security system I could afford.'

"You realise that the job involves Sunday work?"

How was my emergency stop?

'Pub drinking games with bottled water may be sensible, but they're bloody boring.'

'That is one absorbent nappy.'

Nerds night out: 'Dibs on Designated Driver.'

"Customers without designated drivers must be wearing clean underwear."

"I don't believe I care for anything, thank, you. I'm just in their car pool."

Drink kills.

"I don't care how it works where you come from....on this planet, the designated driver is the one who 'doesn't' drive!"

"No designated driver for me. My last one committed road rage!"

Shoot, I need to get over a lane.

"Just water for me I'm the designated driver."

Drinker at bar: 'No more for me, thanks. Any more and I slur the words I'm texting in the car...'

'No thanks. I don't drink when I'm driving home a point.'

'No more for him mate. He's driving.'

"I'm the designated driver."

Designated Drivers Area

'Oh! You've passed the breathalyzer test.' 'I KNEW IT! that pub's watering down its whisky!'

'I certainly don't get tailgated anymore!'

'Your mom as our designated driver, man, is sure putting a damper on our fun!'

"Before I have anymore, who's driving tonight, me or you"

'Why am I always the designated driver?'