Designated Driver Champ Pillows

Designated driver at a party.

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Boozing and Cruising

'When I drink, I don't drive my car.'

'I'm drinking, you're driving - how come you're so happy?'

"I'm the designated driver."

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.

"Thank goodness for rear-engine cars!"

No Car Bar.

'Now that Sir has approved the wine, would Madam care to taste the water?'

"Tell us everything you know and we'll see what we can do about a fresh diaper."

Nerds night out: 'Dibs on Designated Driver.'

'Pub drinking games with bottled water may be sensible, but they're bloody boring.'

"Oooglie oooglie googlie googlie..." "Who is this person? Where's the one with the milk?"

"Customers without designated drivers must be wearing clean underwear."

"I don't believe I care for anything, thank, you. I'm just in their car pool."

Drink kills.

"No designated driver for me. My last one committed road rage!"

'For throwing spitballs in class, I am sending you to the principle's office. It's nothing personal, It's just a classroom management thing.'

"Just water for me I'm the designated driver."

Designated Drivers Area

Drinker at bar: 'No more for me, thanks. Any more and I slur the words I'm texting in the car...'

They never did find any weapons of mass destruction...

'No thanks. I don't drink when I'm driving home a point.'

Driver sees 'Yield' road sign as tank is on road in which car merges.

'Oh! You've passed the breathalyzer test.' 'I KNEW IT! that pub's watering down its whisky!'

'Your mom as our designated driver, man, is sure putting a damper on our fun!'

"If I'd known they had so little to drink I'd have brought the car."

"You've had six accidents?"

"Before I have anymore, who's driving tonight, me or you"

'Why am I always the designated driver?'

Captain Pointy No.40 - Boomerang Darts

'This one is for not complaining about being stretched too think handling domestic and foreign crises.'

' But it's Thursday ! Tonight can't be made for love. Thursdays are for darts - Saturdays are for love '.

You did well right up to the end.