Designated Driver Champ Mugs

Designated driver at a party.

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Boozing and Cruising

Women Have To Choose

'When I drink, I don't drive my car.'

"Thank goodness for rear-engine cars!"

'I'm drinking, you're driving - how come you're so happy?'

"I'm the designated driver."

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.

No Car Bar.

'Now that Sir has approved the wine, would Madam care to taste the water?'

Nerds night out: 'Dibs on Designated Driver.'

"Tell us everything you know and we'll see what we can do about a fresh diaper."

'Pub drinking games with bottled water may be sensible, but they're bloody boring.'

"Oooglie oooglie googlie googlie..." "Who is this person? Where's the one with the milk?"

"Customers without designated drivers must be wearing clean underwear."

"I don't believe I care for anything, thank, you. I'm just in their car pool."

Drink kills.

"No designated driver for me. My last one committed road rage!"

'For throwing spitballs in class, I am sending you to the principle's office. It's nothing personal, It's just a classroom management thing.'

"Just water for me I'm the designated driver."

Drinker at bar: 'No more for me, thanks. Any more and I slur the words I'm texting in the car...'

Designated Drivers Area

They never did find any weapons of mass destruction...

'No thanks. I don't drink when I'm driving home a point.'

Driver sees 'Yield' road sign as tank is on road in which car merges.

'Oh! You've passed the breathalyzer test.' 'I KNEW IT! that pub's watering down its whisky!'

'Your mom as our designated driver, man, is sure putting a damper on our fun!'

"You've had six accidents?"

Captain Pointy No.40 - Boomerang Darts

'Why am I always the designated driver?'

"Before I have anymore, who's driving tonight, me or you"

"If I'd known they had so little to drink I'd have brought the car."

' But it's Thursday ! Tonight can't be made for love. Thursdays are for darts - Saturdays are for love '.

'This one is for not complaining about being stretched too think handling domestic and foreign crises.'