Designated Driver Champs Pillows

'I'm drinking, you're driving - how come you're so happy?'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Boozing and Cruising

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

'When I drink, I don't drive my car.'

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.

"I'm the designated driver."

"Thank goodness for rear-engine cars!"

No Car Bar.

'Now that Sir has approved the wine, would Madam care to taste the water?'

Fast food

Nerds night out: 'Dibs on Designated Driver.'

'Pub drinking games with bottled water may be sensible, but they're bloody boring.'

"Customers without designated drivers must be wearing clean underwear."

Drink kills.

"No designated driver for me. My last one committed road rage!"

"I don't believe I care for anything, thank, you. I'm just in their car pool."

"Just water for me I'm the designated driver."

'No thanks. I don't drink when I'm driving home a point.'

Drinker at bar: 'No more for me, thanks. Any more and I slur the words I'm texting in the car...'

Designated Drivers Area

They never did find any weapons of mass destruction...

Driver sees 'Yield' road sign as tank is on road in which car merges.

'Oh! You've passed the breathalyzer test.' 'I KNEW IT! that pub's watering down its whisky!'

'Your mom as our designated driver, man, is sure putting a damper on our fun!'

'Why am I always the designated driver?'

"If I'd known they had so little to drink I'd have brought the car."

"Before I have anymore, who's driving tonight, me or you"

'After chauffeuring the kids around for years, this business seemed like a natural!'

Captain Pointy No.40 - Boomerang Darts

"You've had six accidents?"

Designated driver at a party.

'This one is for not complaining about being stretched too think handling domestic and foreign crises.'

' But it's Thursday ! Tonight can't be made for love. Thursdays are for darts - Saturdays are for love '.

'Why am I always the designated driver?'