Designated Driver Hero Pillows

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Designated Drivers Area

Boozing and Cruising

'Why am I always the designated driver?'

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

Say speed

Make up your mind. Next exit 500 miles.

'When last did you have your oil changed?'

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

'When I drink, I don't drive my car.'

Way to go

"Thank goodness for rear-engine cars!"

"Darling, I'll drive tonight so that you can have a drink..."

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.

Speed limit 70mph and up.

"Uh-huh, I see... and how did you get along with the other adopted sections of this highway?"

'I'm drinking, you're driving - how come you're so happy?'

No Car Bar.

'Now that Sir has approved the wine, would Madam care to taste the water?'

"Now remember, after this anointing you need to return every 3 months or 3000 miles."

"It's O.K., I've got his car keys."

'Most of all, I want a long-term highway bill.'

A 'failed' brake check!

'This baby can do zero to sixty in four seconds flat!!'

Pedestrian crossing signal - 'Ready when you are'.

Zap Energy Drinks!

'This one's a hood ornament. I got it for carpooling.'

Abandon all hope,you who enter here.

The overly travelled road

'Pub drinking games with bottled water may be sensible, but they're bloody boring.'

Truck scale to weigh the truck as well as a 'trucker scale' to weigh the driver

'Get with it, buddy -- that mile of highway you adopted has snow all over it!'

"Customers without designated drivers must be wearing clean underwear."

Smart Motorway