Designated Driver Hero Prints

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Designated Drivers Area

Boozing and Cruising

'Why am I always the designated driver?'

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

Make up your mind. Next exit 500 miles.

Say speed

'When last did you have your oil changed?'

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

'When I drink, I don't drive my car.'

Way to go

"Darling, I'll drive tonight so that you can have a drink..."

Speed limit 70mph and up.

'I'm drinking, you're driving - how come you're so happy?'

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.

"Thank goodness for rear-engine cars!"

"Now remember, after this anointing you need to return every 3 months or 3000 miles."

No Car Bar.

'Most of all, I want a long-term highway bill.'

"It's O.K., I've got his car keys."

'Now that Sir has approved the wine, would Madam care to taste the water?'

A 'failed' brake check!

'This baby can do zero to sixty in four seconds flat!!'

Pedestrian crossing signal - 'Ready when you are'.

'This one's a hood ornament. I got it for carpooling.'

'Pub drinking games with bottled water may be sensible, but they're bloody boring.'

Abandon all hope,you who enter here.

The overly travelled road

'Get with it, buddy -- that mile of highway you adopted has snow all over it!'

Truck scale to weigh the truck as well as a 'trucker scale' to weigh the driver

"Customers without designated drivers must be wearing clean underwear."

Smart Motorway

Drink kills.

Man in car.