Designated Driver Appreciation Pillows

"I don't believe I care for anything, thank, you. I'm just in their car pool."

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

Boozing and Cruising

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"You have a heart murmur and I'm starting to hear your liver and kidneys complain."

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

'When I drink, I don't drive my car.'

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.

'I'm drinking, you're driving - how come you're so happy?'

'You're under arrest for pretending to beat up a mime'

Military General with numerals medals and uniform decorations with 'cont. on back' sign.

"I think you better let me drive, I haven't renewed your license yet."

"Darling, I'll drive tonight so that you can have a drink..."

"Thank goodness for rear-engine cars!"

'Now that Sir has approved the wine, would Madam care to taste the water?'

"It's O.K., I've got his car keys."

"Now remember, after this anointing you need to return every 3 months or 3000 miles."

No Car Bar.

'Pub drinking games with bottled water may be sensible, but they're bloody boring.'

Nerds night out: 'Dibs on Designated Driver.'

"You weren't kidding, those are just tiny pictures of your grandkids!"

"Customers without designated drivers must be wearing clean underwear."

"No designated driver for me. My last one committed road rage!"

"I don't care how it works where you come from....on this planet, the designated driver is the one who 'doesn't' drive!"

Drink kills.

"Never, NEVER sit on top of the truck."

"Just water for me I'm the designated driver."

"I'm the designated driver."

Designated Drivers Area

Vicar with cross-shaped car aerial.

The AdRams Family no.11 - Virtual traffic