Designated Driver Appreciation T-Shirts

"I don't believe I care for anything, thank, you. I'm just in their car pool."

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

Boozing and Cruising

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"You have a heart murmur and I'm starting to hear your liver and kidneys complain."

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

'When I drink, I don't drive my car.'

"I think you better let me drive, I haven't renewed your license yet."

'You're under arrest for pretending to beat up a mime'

Soldier's medals continued on back.

Military General with numerals medals and uniform decorations with 'cont. on back' sign.

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.

"Darling, I'll drive tonight so that you can have a drink..."

'I'm drinking, you're driving - how come you're so happy?'

"Thank goodness for rear-engine cars!"

"It's O.K., I've got his car keys."

No Car Bar.

"Now remember, after this anointing you need to return every 3 months or 3000 miles."

'Now that Sir has approved the wine, would Madam care to taste the water?'

'Pub drinking games with bottled water may be sensible, but they're bloody boring.'

Nerds night out: 'Dibs on Designated Driver.'

"You weren't kidding, those are just tiny pictures of your grandkids!"

"Customers without designated drivers must be wearing clean underwear."

"Here's our verdict. Can we go now?"

"After I received this medal, I got drunk and got this tattoo. After I earned this medal, I got drunk and got this tattoo. After I won this medal..."

"Never, NEVER sit on top of the truck."

"No designated driver for me. My last one committed road rage!"

"I don't care how it works where you come from....on this planet, the designated driver is the one who 'doesn't' drive!"

Drink kills.

"Just water for me I'm the designated driver."

'And this one's for humor in the line of duty.'

'No thanks. I don't drink when I'm driving home a point.'

"I'm the designated driver."

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