Designated Driver Advocate Pillows

"It's O.K., I've got his car keys."

'No more for him mate. He's driving.'

"I don't care how it works where you come from....on this planet, the designated driver is the one who 'doesn't' drive!"

"Darling, I'll drive tonight so that you can have a drink..."

"I'm the designated driver."

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Your Message on Your T-Shirt: 'Do As You Are Told!'

"This is for the pain and these are for the side effects."

Attitudes are contagious. Is yours worth catching?

Boozing and Cruising

'When I drink, I don't drive my car.'

Safe driver.

"I'm a huge fan of your work."

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.

Second Opinion

No Car Bar.

'Now that Sir has approved the wine, would Madam care to taste the water?'

Live To Crash, Crash To Live.

'Pub drinking games with bottled water may be sensible, but they're bloody boring.'

Nerds night out: 'Dibs on Designated Driver.'

'Did you drop a fly ball? Did you?! Bad! Baaaad!'

'Stop complaining. We can't afford a car with airbags.'

"Customers without designated drivers must be wearing clean underwear."

'Would it matter if I was on the phone reminding my daughter not to drive while talking on the phone?'

Angel and Devil walking their dogs.

Drink kills.

"No designated driver for me. My last one committed road rage!"

Seat belts - The giving of life.

"I don't care about the test. Put the bloody breaks on!"

"Any drugs or alcohol?"

"I don't believe I care for anything, thank, you. I'm just in their car pool."

Geezer crossing.

Designated Drivers Area

'No thanks. I don't drink when I'm driving home a point.'

"No, Mr. Smith. You can't go and wheel spin outside Edna's chip shop."