Designated Driver Advocate Pillows

"It's O.K., I've got his car keys."

'No more for him mate. He's driving.'

"I don't care how it works where you come from....on this planet, the designated driver is the one who 'doesn't' drive!"

"Darling, I'll drive tonight so that you can have a drink..."

"I'm the designated driver."

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Your Message on Your T-Shirt: 'Do As You Are Told!'

"This is for the pain and these are for the side effects."

Attitudes are contagious. Is yours worth catching?

Boozing and Cruising

Safe driver.

'When I drink, I don't drive my car.'

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.

Second Opinion

No Car Bar.

'Now that Sir has approved the wine, would Madam care to taste the water?'

Nerds night out: 'Dibs on Designated Driver.'

'Did you drop a fly ball? Did you?! Bad! Baaaad!'

'Pub drinking games with bottled water may be sensible, but they're bloody boring.'

'Stop complaining. We can't afford a car with airbags.'

"Customers without designated drivers must be wearing clean underwear."

'Would it matter if I was on the phone reminding my daughter not to drive while talking on the phone?'

"I don't believe I care for anything, thank, you. I'm just in their car pool."

"No designated driver for me. My last one committed road rage!"

Seat belts - The giving of life.

"Any drugs or alcohol?"

"I don't care about the test. Put the bloody breaks on!"

Angel and Devil walking their dogs.

Drink kills.

Geezer crossing.

"No, Mr. Smith. You can't go and wheel spin outside Edna's chip shop."

I'm the Bluebird of Happy Motoring. If you must drink, don't drive!

Drinker at bar: 'No more for me, thanks. Any more and I slur the words I'm texting in the car...'

Designated Drivers Area

'No thanks. I don't drink when I'm driving home a point.'