Driver's Advocate Pillows

'Safety' Cameras are not for profit.

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

Snow Devil

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

Route 666

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

"Dave, quick word about religious symbols in the workplace..."

"This is for the pain and these are for the side effects."

Justice 4 Ron

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

"I told you to pack a damned sweater."

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

Knights Wing Mirrors.

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

"Where do you see yourself in five years? Haha, just kidding!"

Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.

'Let me guess - a toastmaster?'

"Can I see that 'National Law Journal' when you're through with it?"

'I'm putting you in charge of past due accounts.'

'Just be patient. Greed always makes a come back.'

"Wow! If global warming goes on it will cut our heating costs by 12 percent!"

'I know a lot of you have been sharing your opinions regarding health care and I just wanted to remind you, stay out of the road!'

"Why'd the chicken cross the road?"

This is where Brent council sends you

"You had me at hell."