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Driver's Advocate Mugs
Start their day with a smile using our driver’s advocate mugs, featuring witty designs that celebrate their passion for supporting and protecting drivers on the road.
"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."
"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"
Snow Devil
"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"
Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.
"We need to think outside the pentangle."
'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'
'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'
'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'
"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."
Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.
Route 666
"Dave, quick word about religious symbols in the workplace..."
"This is for the pain and these are for the side effects."
Justice 4 Ron
"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever
"I told you to pack a damned sweater."
'You think this is hot. Try having hot flashes, too.'
Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.
"Where do you see yourself in five years? Haha, just kidding!"
Knights Wing Mirrors.
"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"
'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'
'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'
"We've now got a higher approval rating than the media."
"Can I see that 'National Law Journal' when you're through with it?"
'Let me guess - a toastmaster?'
'I'm putting you in charge of past due accounts.'
"What about you, Bob – do you think you're being a little possessive?"
'I know a lot of you have been sharing your opinions regarding health care and I just wanted to remind you, stay out of the road!'
"I can't believe I sold my soul for platforms, they're so last season"
This is where Brent council sends you
"You had me at hell."
'Just be patient. Greed always makes a come back.'
Driver's Advocate Mugs Collection
Driver's Advocate Pillows
Browse our pillows collection to find soft, witty designs that bring humor and personality to any living space or vehicle seat.
Driver's Advocate Prints
Discover eye-catching prints that showcase the dedication of driver’s advocates, ideal for decorating a home or workplace with a personal touch.
Driver's Advocate T-Shirts
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