"...and please let Grandma and Grandpa get home safely... even if Grandpa is too stubborn to admit he's had too much to drink!"
Advocate For Safe Driving Mugs
Start mornings with a reminder about the importance of safe driving—our mugs feature witty and inspiring messages that encourage responsibility on the road, perfect for safety advocates and driving enthusiasts alike.
Pool attached to child's bed.
Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick
"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."
Man using to much bug spray
Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.
'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'
Dog Crossing
"Getting the hang of it?"
"Careful."
Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"
"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"
'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'
"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"
The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!
'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'
Kangaroo: Baby on Board
'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'
'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'
"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"
Knights Wing Mirrors.
Boozing and Cruising
Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.
Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty
'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'
Model employee reads 'Best Practice' document ... scruffy slob reads 'Worst Practice', with messy desk and dangerous wires.
Speeding Forklift
'This is a new electronic child-proof cap. If you can pronounce the drug's name, it opens.'
'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'
Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty
Humpty Dumpty wearing over-the-shoulder seat belt smiles smugly.
'I know a lot of you have been sharing your opinions regarding health care and I just wanted to remind you, stay out of the road!'
"Why'd the chicken cross the road?"
I was coughing, Frank - I didn't need the Heimlich.
"I keep telling him there's a big difference between swimming and floating."
Advocate For Safe Driving Mugs Collection
Advocate For Safe Driving Pillows
Discover cozy pillows that promote safe driving messages—ideal for gifting or personal motivation to stay vigilant on the road.
Advocate For Safe Driving Prints
Browse our safety awareness prints—bold artwork that advocates for responsible driving and adds meaningful decor to any space.
Advocate For Safe Driving T-Shirts
Check out our safe driving t-shirts—wear your message of responsibility and safety wherever you go, with witty designs that make an impact.