Advocate For Safe Driving Prints

"...and please let Grandma and Grandpa get home safely... even if Grandpa is too stubborn to admit he's had too much to drink!"

Pool attached to child's bed.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Man using to much bug spray

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

Dog Crossing

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"Careful."

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

Knights Wing Mirrors.

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

Boozing and Cruising

Kangaroo: Baby on Board

'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'

Model employee reads 'Best Practice' document ... scruffy slob reads 'Worst Practice', with messy desk and dangerous wires.

Speeding Forklift

'This is a new electronic child-proof cap. If you can pronounce the drug's name, it opens.'

"Why'd the chicken cross the road?"

'I know a lot of you have been sharing your opinions regarding health care and I just wanted to remind you, stay out of the road!'

'I know they look geeky - but I believe lat good parenting should always come before style.'

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

Humpty Dumpty wearing over-the-shoulder seat belt smiles smugly.

"I keep telling him there's a big difference between swimming and floating."