Safe Driving Campaigner Mugs

Distracted Driving

America, are we learning anything?

Dog Crossing

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

Knights Wing Mirrors.

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

Safe driver.

'I know a lot of you have been sharing your opinions regarding health care and I just wanted to remind you, stay out of the road!'

"Why'd the chicken cross the road?"

Deer crossing the road on a Skidoo.

'I'll be the designated driver - you be the designated texter.'

How Am I Driving?

What if animals made roadside memorials?

"The soft, flexible, extendible bumper gently nudges the cyclist safely out of harm's way."

"I've only had eighteen pints and can drive perfectly well osifer...why don't you go and arrest some real criminals?!"

'No zebras as yet. . .but we have had two school kids and a lollipop lady!'

'See? If Mommy had been wearing her seatbelt that wouldn't have happened.'

'Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...'

'Quick, turn the siren on!'

Watch for Pedestrians.

'Remember...No hexing and driving!'

The best safety device is a rearview mirror with a cop car in it.

'Cover me whilst I cross the road...'

"I hate to disappoint you son, but those giant craters you see isn't the moon, it's our street."

"Pull over and check your phone" "Once more for good luck" "Maybe just another teensy look"

The Red Cat: Lights/Red Cat Humour/Rhyme.

Watch Out Hedgehogs

"Sure, playing hot potato is fun until someone pokes an eye out!"

'Stop complaining. We can't afford a car with airbags.'

Why the Chicken Crossed the Road.

No child onboard. Don't drive carefully.

'Would it matter if I was on the phone reminding my daughter not to drive while talking on the phone?'

Ten minutes later, the rescue helicopter landed...