Road Safety Campaigner Mugs

What if animals made roadside memorials?

What if cars keep getting bigger?

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Dog Crossing

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

'Your Grounded!'

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

Knights Wing Mirrors.

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

Safe driver.

'I know a lot of you have been sharing your opinions regarding health care and I just wanted to remind you, stay out of the road!'

Attention: Speed Troughs

"Why'd the chicken cross the road?"

Gas Pedal Sticking?

Deer crossing the road on a Skidoo.

'I'll be the designated driver - you be the designated texter.'

'I'm afraid we need someone with a little more backbone for this position.'

How Am I Driving?

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

'No zebras as yet. . .but we have had two school kids and a lollipop lady!'

"I've only had eighteen pints and can drive perfectly well osifer...why don't you go and arrest some real criminals?!"

"The soft, flexible, extendible bumper gently nudges the cyclist safely out of harm's way."

"We ran out of salt for the roads, but we had plenty of pepper..."

'See? If Mommy had been wearing her seatbelt that wouldn't have happened.'

'Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...'

'Quick, turn the siren on!'

Watch for Pedestrians.

SmartphoneDumb Driver.

He suspected the driver's airbag was not functioning correctly.

"Sure, playing hot potato is fun until someone pokes an eye out!"

'Remember...No hexing and driving!'

The best safety device is a rearview mirror with a cop car in it.

The Red Cat: Lights/Red Cat Humour/Rhyme.

'Cover me whilst I cross the road...'