Road Safety Campaigner Mugs

What if animals made roadside memorials?

What if cars keep getting bigger?

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Dog Crossing

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

'Your Grounded!'

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

Knights Wing Mirrors.

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

"Why'd the chicken cross the road?"

Attention: Speed Troughs

Safe driver.

'I know a lot of you have been sharing your opinions regarding health care and I just wanted to remind you, stay out of the road!'

Deer crossing the road on a Skidoo.

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

How Am I Driving?

'I'm afraid we need someone with a little more backbone for this position.'

'I'll be the designated driver - you be the designated texter.'

'No zebras as yet. . .but we have had two school kids and a lollipop lady!'

"We ran out of salt for the roads, but we had plenty of pepper..."

"The soft, flexible, extendible bumper gently nudges the cyclist safely out of harm's way."

"I've only had eighteen pints and can drive perfectly well osifer...why don't you go and arrest some real criminals?!"

'See? If Mommy had been wearing her seatbelt that wouldn't have happened.'

'Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...'

'Quick, turn the siren on!'

Watch for Pedestrians.

He suspected the driver's airbag was not functioning correctly.

The best safety device is a rearview mirror with a cop car in it.

"Sure, playing hot potato is fun until someone pokes an eye out!"

'Remember...No hexing and driving!'

Watch Out Hedgehogs

'Cover me whilst I cross the road...'

"I hate to disappoint you son, but those giant craters you see isn't the moon, it's our street."

"Pull over and check your phone" "Once more for good luck" "Maybe just another teensy look"