Designated Driving Pillows

Add a touch of comfort and message to their space with our designated driving pillows. A cozy reminder that safety always comes first, with a fun twist.

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"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"Why am I always the designated driver?!" mockup

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

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Boozing and Cruising

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Vicar's driving lesson "Here endeth the first lesson!"

Vicar's driving lesson "Here endeth the first lesson!" mockup

Vicar's driving lesson "Here endeth the first lesson!"

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'When I drink, I don't drive my car.' mockup

'When I drink, I don't drive my car.'

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For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver. mockup

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.

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"I'm the designated driver."

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"Thank goodness for rear-engine cars!" mockup

"Thank goodness for rear-engine cars!"

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"Darling, I'll drive tonight so that you can have a drink..."

"Darling, I'll drive tonight so that you can have a drink..." mockup

"Darling, I'll drive tonight so that you can have a drink..."

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'I'm drinking, you're driving - how come you're so happy?'

'I'm drinking, you're driving - how come you're so happy?' mockup

'I'm drinking, you're driving - how come you're so happy?'

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"It's O.K., I've got his car keys." mockup

"It's O.K., I've got his car keys."

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'Now that Sir has approved the wine, would Madam care to taste the water?'

'Now that Sir has approved the wine, would Madam care to taste the water?' mockup

'Now that Sir has approved the wine, would Madam care to taste the water?'

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No Car Bar.

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'With all the cars being stolen these days, I went out and bought the strongest security system I could afford.'

'With all the cars being stolen these days, I went out and bought the strongest security system I could afford.' mockup

'With all the cars being stolen these days, I went out and bought the strongest security system I could afford.'

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How was my emergency stop?

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Nerds night out: 'Dibs on Designated Driver.'

Nerds night out: 'Dibs on Designated Driver.' mockup

Nerds night out: 'Dibs on Designated Driver.'

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'Pub drinking games with bottled water may be sensible, but they're bloody boring.'

'Pub drinking games with bottled water may be sensible, but they're bloody boring.' mockup

'Pub drinking games with bottled water may be sensible, but they're bloody boring.'

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"Customers without designated drivers must be wearing clean underwear."

"Customers without designated drivers must be wearing clean underwear." mockup

"Customers without designated drivers must be wearing clean underwear."

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"No designated driver for me. My last one committed road rage!"

"No designated driver for me. My last one committed road rage!" mockup

"No designated driver for me. My last one committed road rage!"

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Drink kills.

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"I don't believe I care for anything, thank, you. I'm just in their car pool."

"I don't believe I care for anything, thank, you. I'm just in their car pool." mockup

"I don't believe I care for anything, thank, you. I'm just in their car pool."

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"I don't care how it works where you come from....on this planet, the designated driver is the one who 'doesn't' drive!"

"I don't care how it works where you come from....on this planet, the designated driver is the one who 'doesn't' drive!" mockup

"I don't care how it works where you come from....on this planet, the designated driver is the one who 'doesn't' drive!"

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'For throwing spitballs in class, I am sending you to the principle's office. It's nothing personal, It's just a classroom management thing.'

'For throwing spitballs in class, I am sending you to the principle's office. It's nothing personal, It's just a classroom management thing.' mockup

'For throwing spitballs in class, I am sending you to the principle's office. It's nothing personal, It's just a classroom management thing.'

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"Just water for me I'm the designated driver."

"Just water for me I'm the designated driver." mockup

"Just water for me I'm the designated driver."

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"I'm the designated driver."

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Drinker at bar: 'No more for me, thanks. Any more and I slur the words I'm texting in the car...'

Drinker at bar: 'No more for me, thanks. Any more and I slur the words I'm texting in the car...' mockup

Drinker at bar: 'No more for me, thanks. Any more and I slur the words I'm texting in the car...'

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'No more for him mate. He's driving.' mockup

'No more for him mate. He's driving.'

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Designated Drivers Area

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"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?" mockup

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

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'No thanks. I don't drink when I'm driving home a point.'

'No thanks. I don't drink when I'm driving home a point.' mockup

'No thanks. I don't drink when I'm driving home a point.'

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'Oh! You've passed the breathalyzer test.' 'I KNEW IT! that pub's watering down its whisky!'

'Oh! You've passed the breathalyzer test.' 'I KNEW IT! that pub's watering down its whisky!' mockup

'Oh! You've passed the breathalyzer test.' 'I KNEW IT! that pub's watering down its whisky!'

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Driver sees 'Yield' road sign as tank is on road in which car merges.

Driver sees 'Yield' road sign as tank is on road in which car merges. mockup

Driver sees 'Yield' road sign as tank is on road in which car merges.

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'I certainly don't get tailgated anymore!'

'I certainly don't get tailgated anymore!' mockup

'I certainly don't get tailgated anymore!'

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'Your mom as our designated driver, man, is sure putting a damper on our fun!'

'Your mom as our designated driver, man, is sure putting a damper on our fun!' mockup

'Your mom as our designated driver, man, is sure putting a damper on our fun!'

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'Why am I always the designated driver?'

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"Before I have anymore, who's driving tonight, me or you"

"Before I have anymore, who's driving tonight, me or you" mockup

"Before I have anymore, who's driving tonight, me or you"

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Designated Driving Pillows Collection

Designated Driving Mugs

Discover more fun and thoughtful mugs that celebrate responsible drivers in our dedicated collection—perfect for any occasion.

Designated Driving Prints

Browse our art prints celebrating safe driving and responsibility—stylish wall decor with a meaningful message.

Designated Driving T-Shirts

Explore our selection of clever t-shirts that promote safe driving with humor and attitude—ideal for everyday wear or special events.