Designated Driving Prints

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Boozing and Cruising

Vicar's driving lesson "Here endeth the first lesson!"

'When I drink, I don't drive my car.'

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.

"I'm the designated driver."

"Thank goodness for rear-engine cars!"

"Darling, I'll drive tonight so that you can have a drink..."

'I'm drinking, you're driving - how come you're so happy?'

"It's O.K., I've got his car keys."

'Now that Sir has approved the wine, would Madam care to taste the water?'

No Car Bar.

'With all the cars being stolen these days, I went out and bought the strongest security system I could afford.'

How was my emergency stop?

Nerds night out: 'Dibs on Designated Driver.'

'Pub drinking games with bottled water may be sensible, but they're bloody boring.'

"Customers without designated drivers must be wearing clean underwear."

"No designated driver for me. My last one committed road rage!"

Drink kills.

"I don't believe I care for anything, thank, you. I'm just in their car pool."

"I don't care how it works where you come from....on this planet, the designated driver is the one who 'doesn't' drive!"

'For throwing spitballs in class, I am sending you to the principle's office. It's nothing personal, It's just a classroom management thing.'

"Just water for me I'm the designated driver."

"I'm the designated driver."

Drinker at bar: 'No more for me, thanks. Any more and I slur the words I'm texting in the car...'

'No more for him mate. He's driving.'

Designated Drivers Area

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

'No thanks. I don't drink when I'm driving home a point.'

'Oh! You've passed the breathalyzer test.' 'I KNEW IT! that pub's watering down its whisky!'

Driver sees 'Yield' road sign as tank is on road in which car merges.

'I certainly don't get tailgated anymore!'

'Your mom as our designated driver, man, is sure putting a damper on our fun!'

'Why am I always the designated driver?'

"Before I have anymore, who's driving tonight, me or you"