Designated Driver Champion Pillows

Drink kills.

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Boozing and Cruising

'When I drink, I don't drive my car.'

"I'm the designated driver."

"Darling, I'll drive tonight so that you can have a drink..."

'I'm drinking, you're driving - how come you're so happy?'

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.

"It's O.K., I've got his car keys."

Fast food

'Teachers' Dreams.' 'Mike, did you just call me the B-Word, you fatherless good-for-nothing piece of excrement?'

'Now that Sir has approved the wine, would Madam care to taste the water?'

No Car Bar.

'Pub drinking games with bottled water may be sensible, but they're bloody boring.'

Nerds night out: 'Dibs on Designated Driver.'

"Customers without designated drivers must be wearing clean underwear."

"I don't believe I care for anything, thank, you. I'm just in their car pool."

"No designated driver for me. My last one committed road rage!"

"I don't care how it works where you come from....on this planet, the designated driver is the one who 'doesn't' drive!"

'For throwing spitballs in class, I am sending you to the principle's office. It's nothing personal, It's just a classroom management thing.'

"Just water for me I'm the designated driver."

Drinker at bar: 'No more for me, thanks. Any more and I slur the words I'm texting in the car...'

'No thanks. I don't drink when I'm driving home a point.'

'No more for him mate. He's driving.'

"I'm the designated driver."

Designated Drivers Area

They never did find any weapons of mass destruction...

Driver sees 'Yield' road sign as tank is on road in which car merges.

'Oh! You've passed the breathalyzer test.' 'I KNEW IT! that pub's watering down its whisky!'

'Your mom as our designated driver, man, is sure putting a damper on our fun!'

'Why am I always the designated driver?'

Captain Pointy No.40 - Boomerang Darts

"You've had six accidents?"

"If I'd known they had so little to drink I'd have brought the car."

"Before I have anymore, who's driving tonight, me or you"