Designated Driver Duty Gifts

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Boozing and Cruising

'When I drink, I don't drive my car.'

"Thank goodness for rear-engine cars!"

'I'm drinking, you're driving - how come you're so happy?'

"I'm the designated driver."

"Darling, I'll drive tonight so that you can have a drink..."

"It's O.K., I've got his car keys."

'Now that Sir has approved the wine, would Madam care to taste the water?'

No Car Bar.

"You realise that the job involves Sunday work?"

'With all the cars being stolen these days, I went out and bought the strongest security system I could afford.'

How was my emergency stop?

'Pub drinking games with bottled water may be sensible, but they're bloody boring.'

Nerds night out: 'Dibs on Designated Driver.'

'That is one absorbent nappy.'

"Customers without designated drivers must be wearing clean underwear."

Drink kills.

"No designated driver for me. My last one committed road rage!"

"I don't believe I care for anything, thank, you. I'm just in their car pool."

"I don't care how it works where you come from....on this planet, the designated driver is the one who 'doesn't' drive!"

Shoot, I need to get over a lane.

"Just water for me I'm the designated driver."

'No thanks. I don't drink when I'm driving home a point.'

Drinker at bar: 'No more for me, thanks. Any more and I slur the words I'm texting in the car...'

"I'm the designated driver."

"I wish you'd have said something before I pulled away."

Designated Drivers Area

'No more for him mate. He's driving.'

'Directions? You just wanted directions?'

'Oh! You've passed the breathalyzer test.' 'I KNEW IT! that pub's watering down its whisky!'

'I certainly don't get tailgated anymore!'

'Your mom as our designated driver, man, is sure putting a damper on our fun!'

"If I'd known they had so little to drink I'd have brought the car."