Designated Driver Debates Gifts

Looking for a gift for your designated driver who loves to mediate during debates? Our curated collection features witty and charming products that celebrate their patience and good humor. Ideal for those who handle the wheel and the conversation with grace, these items make great personal keepsakes or funny surprises. Whether it’s for a birthday, appreciation, or just because, find something that honors their unique role and keeps spirits high.

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Nerds night out: 'Dibs on Designated Driver.'

Nerds night out: 'Dibs on Designated Driver.' mockup

Nerds night out: 'Dibs on Designated Driver.'

from $19.00

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"Why am I always the designated driver?!" mockup

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

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'When I drink, I don't drive my car.' mockup

'When I drink, I don't drive my car.'

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'I'm drinking, you're driving - how come you're so happy?'

'I'm drinking, you're driving - how come you're so happy?' mockup

'I'm drinking, you're driving - how come you're so happy?'

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"Darling, I'll drive tonight so that you can have a drink..."

"Darling, I'll drive tonight so that you can have a drink..." mockup

"Darling, I'll drive tonight so that you can have a drink..."

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For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver. mockup

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.

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No Car Bar.

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'Now that Sir has approved the wine, would Madam care to taste the water?'

'Now that Sir has approved the wine, would Madam care to taste the water?' mockup

'Now that Sir has approved the wine, would Madam care to taste the water?'

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"It's O.K., I've got his car keys." mockup

"It's O.K., I've got his car keys."

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'Would you mind blowing into this bag Sir?'

'Would you mind blowing into this bag Sir?' mockup

'Would you mind blowing into this bag Sir?'

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'Pub drinking games with bottled water may be sensible, but they're bloody boring.'

'Pub drinking games with bottled water may be sensible, but they're bloody boring.' mockup

'Pub drinking games with bottled water may be sensible, but they're bloody boring.'

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"Customers without designated drivers must be wearing clean underwear."

"Customers without designated drivers must be wearing clean underwear." mockup

"Customers without designated drivers must be wearing clean underwear."

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No child onboard. Don't drive carefully.

No child onboard. Don't drive carefully. mockup

No child onboard. Don't drive carefully.

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"I don't care how it works where you come from....on this planet, the designated driver is the one who 'doesn't' drive!"

"I don't care how it works where you come from....on this planet, the designated driver is the one who 'doesn't' drive!" mockup

"I don't care how it works where you come from....on this planet, the designated driver is the one who 'doesn't' drive!"

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Drink kills.

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"I don't believe I care for anything, thank, you. I'm just in their car pool."

"I don't believe I care for anything, thank, you. I'm just in their car pool." mockup

"I don't believe I care for anything, thank, you. I'm just in their car pool."

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"No designated driver for me. My last one committed road rage!"

"No designated driver for me. My last one committed road rage!" mockup

"No designated driver for me. My last one committed road rage!"

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"Just water for me I'm the designated driver."

"Just water for me I'm the designated driver." mockup

"Just water for me I'm the designated driver."

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Drinker at bar: 'No more for me, thanks. Any more and I slur the words I'm texting in the car...'

Drinker at bar: 'No more for me, thanks. Any more and I slur the words I'm texting in the car...' mockup

Drinker at bar: 'No more for me, thanks. Any more and I slur the words I'm texting in the car...'

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'No more for him mate. He's driving.' mockup

'No more for him mate. He's driving.'

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"I'm the designated driver."

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'No thanks. I don't drink when I'm driving home a point.'

'No thanks. I don't drink when I'm driving home a point.' mockup

'No thanks. I don't drink when I'm driving home a point.'

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'I'm not a bad driver, they're bad pedestrians.'

'I'm not a bad driver, they're bad pedestrians.' mockup

'I'm not a bad driver, they're bad pedestrians.'

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'After the break...Zebra crossings: safe havens or dangerous deathtraps? We talk to a number of concerned individuals who think that crossings should be abolished.'

'After the break...Zebra crossings: safe havens or dangerous deathtraps? We talk to a number of concerned individuals who think that crossings should be abolished.'

from $19.00

Driver sees 'Yield' road sign as tank is on road in which car merges.

Driver sees 'Yield' road sign as tank is on road in which car merges. mockup

Driver sees 'Yield' road sign as tank is on road in which car merges.

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'Oh! You've passed the breathalyzer test.' 'I KNEW IT! that pub's watering down its whisky!'

'Oh! You've passed the breathalyzer test.' 'I KNEW IT! that pub's watering down its whisky!' mockup

'Oh! You've passed the breathalyzer test.' 'I KNEW IT! that pub's watering down its whisky!'

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'Your mom as our designated driver, man, is sure putting a damper on our fun!'

'Your mom as our designated driver, man, is sure putting a damper on our fun!' mockup

'Your mom as our designated driver, man, is sure putting a damper on our fun!'

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"Before I have anymore, who's driving tonight, me or you"

"Before I have anymore, who's driving tonight, me or you" mockup

"Before I have anymore, who's driving tonight, me or you"

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I'm giving you a parking ticket!

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What women believe vs. what men believe.

What women believe vs. what men believe. mockup

What women believe vs. what men believe.

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"If I'd known they had so little to drink I'd have brought the car."

"If I'd known they had so little to drink I'd have brought the car." mockup

"If I'd known they had so little to drink I'd have brought the car."

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Designated driver at a party.

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'Safety' Cameras are not for profit. mockup

'Safety' Cameras are not for profit.

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"OK, that's enough for today. I think he's learned his lesson."

"OK, that's enough for today. I think he's learned his lesson." mockup

"OK, that's enough for today. I think he's learned his lesson."

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'Why am I always the designated driver?'

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Designated Driver Debates Gifts Collection

Designated Driver Debates Mugs

Browse our collection of mugs designed especially for the designated driver who keeps calm during heated debates – a perfect gift to start their day with a smile.

Designated Driver Debates Pillows

Find cozy pillows featuring witty phrases for your designated driver who keeps the peace. Perfect for adding humor and comfort to any space.

Designated Driver Debates Prints

Check out our amusing prints celebrating the role of the designated driver in debates – a witty addition to any home or office wall.

Designated Driver Debates T-Shirts

Explore our humorous t-shirts made for the designated driver known for mediating during debates. A fun way to wear their patience proudly.