Dermatology Devotee Pillows

"I'm not a snowflake Martha, I'm just having an eczema flare up."

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

"Too much concealer?"

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

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"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

S.P.F. 1,000

'If it doesn't itch, why worry?'

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

Desert Dermatologist

New Twenty Blades

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

Dermatologist reading a 'Journal of Itchcraft'.

"The biopsy on your mole came back negative, which is positive, which is good."

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'

'You do Botox?'

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

'I Love the touch of your dry flakey skin!'

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

'You've got dry scalp.'

'Botox...'