Dermatology Geek Pillows

'What I wouldn't give for some good eczema medication!'

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

We did a biopsy on the mole we removed, and it turns out it was just an old piece of chocolate.

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

PROBLEM AREAS

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

Pop Culture for Teens

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

S.P.F. 1,000

'If it doesn't itch, why worry?'

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

Desert Dermatologist

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

Dermatologist reading a 'Journal of Itchcraft'.

"The biopsy on your mole came back negative, which is positive, which is good."

'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'

'You do Botox?'

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

'Botox...'

'I Love the touch of your dry flakey skin!'

'You've got dry scalp.'

"Do you have anything that can help remove dark circles from under my eyes?"

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

'As pizza maker, maybe a skin care products site isn't the best idea for an affiliate site.'

"Have you been scratching this?"

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"