Dermatology Geek Pillows

'What I wouldn't give for some good eczema medication!'

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

PROBLEM AREAS

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

S.P.F. 1,000

'If it doesn't itch, why worry?'

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

Desert Dermatologist

Dermatologist reading a 'Journal of Itchcraft'.

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

"The biopsy on your mole came back negative, which is positive, which is good."

'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

'You do Botox?'

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

"Have you been scratching this?"

'As pizza maker, maybe a skin care products site isn't the best idea for an affiliate site.'

'Botox...'

'I Love the touch of your dry flakey skin!'

'You've got dry scalp.'

"Do you have anything that can help remove dark circles from under my eyes?"

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

"What you have is what we call Cactunitus. It's when your skin is so dry you start to morph into a cactus."