Dermatology Aficionado Pillows

"For goodness sake Timmy, stay out of the shade!"

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

"I don't like your application."

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'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

S.P.F. 1,000

'If it doesn't itch, why worry?'

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

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"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

Dermatologist reading a 'Journal of Itchcraft'.

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

"The biopsy on your mole came back negative, which is positive, which is good."

'You do Botox?'

'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

'I Love the touch of your dry flakey skin!'

"Do you have anything that can help remove dark circles from under my eyes?"

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

'You've got dry scalp.'

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

'Botox...'