Dermatology Enthusiast Pillows

'Okay, so his hair is gone! But look how great his SKIN looks!'

Oh no! My hairs falling out

"It's an outbreak of acne, Sir."

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

We did a biopsy on the mole we removed, and it turns out it was just an old piece of chocolate.

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

PROBLEM AREAS

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

Pop Culture for Teens

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

S.P.F. 1,000

'If it doesn't itch, why worry?'

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

Desert Dermatologist

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

Dermatologist reading a 'Journal of Itchcraft'.

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

"The biopsy on your mole came back negative, which is positive, which is good."

'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'

'You do Botox?'

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

'Botox...'

"Do you have anything that can help remove dark circles from under my eyes?"