Democracy Guardians Gifts

Obliviotocracy

"He likes it."

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

US Capitol Building Toppled

"It's trickle down."

"Ok, so you beat me at scrabble!"

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

'Come on, Walter, you're wasting out time! Stop using complete sentences!'

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

"Hi, Mom - We learned in school today that ethics and morality are stupid and old-fashioned."

"Let's face it Mum, the main reason we're an endangered species is that we're fussy eaters..."

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

"We've given it a great deal of thought and we decided we're going to give in to everything you want at all times."

"With Trump in office, we'll learn if the Constitution protects us from autocrats."

'I've stopped getting bright ideas.'

Deer Crossing.

"Our founders built this company on a certain set of principles. But since they're all dead and nobody wrote anything down, looks like we're screwed."

'I hope he didn't write the menu.' (Pub quizzers comment on poor grammar)

"If the stock market goes to infinity, would we be able to pay off the national debt?"

"But is it Organic?"

Human rights fish is eaten by a shark.

'Isn't it great Darling: The kids are now old enough to have dinner ready when we get home...'

"He's allergic to peanuts, sensitive to wheat, lactose-intolerant, and just plain weirded out by fruit."

"Get the story and get it write."

"Are you sure this is in your job description?"

'What do you mean give the boy a house key? He'll lose it, learn how to break in despite our sophisticated security system and be on his way to a life of crime.'

'You couldn't just lock him up somewhere, could you?'

"Let's see...how would Arnie handle this?"

'The kids just get so upset when a pet dies, so we decided to get one of these tortoises that live to be 150.'

"And coach says to hurry it up because we're delaying '60 Minutes.'"

Sometimes I worry about you, Axel. Teenagers are a big source of anxiety for their guardians. You don

Make a careful study of these creatures and use every means to combat them...

Republicans Stealing the Vote