Democracy Guardians Pillows

"He likes it."

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

US Capitol Building Toppled

"It's trickle down."

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

'Come on, Walter, you're wasting out time! Stop using complete sentences!'

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

"Hi, Mom - We learned in school today that ethics and morality are stupid and old-fashioned."

"Let's face it Mum, the main reason we're an endangered species is that we're fussy eaters..."

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

"With Trump in office, we'll learn if the Constitution protects us from autocrats."

"We've given it a great deal of thought and we decided we're going to give in to everything you want at all times."

'I've stopped getting bright ideas.'

Deer Crossing.

"Our founders built this company on a certain set of principles. But since they're all dead and nobody wrote anything down, looks like we're screwed."

'I hope he didn't write the menu.' (Pub quizzers comment on poor grammar)

"If the stock market goes to infinity, would we be able to pay off the national debt?"

'Isn't it great Darling: The kids are now old enough to have dinner ready when we get home...'

"But is it Organic?"

"Get the story and get it write."

"Are you sure this is in your job description?"

'What do you mean give the boy a house key? He'll lose it, learn how to break in despite our sophisticated security system and be on his way to a life of crime.'

"He's allergic to peanuts, sensitive to wheat, lactose-intolerant, and just plain weirded out by fruit."

Human rights fish is eaten by a shark.

'You couldn't just lock him up somewhere, could you?'

"Let's see...how would Arnie handle this?"

Make a careful study of these creatures and use every means to combat them...

"And coach says to hurry it up because we're delaying '60 Minutes.'"

Republicans Stealing the Vote