Democracy Watchdog Pillows

Policy vacuum

Donor Kebabs.

Cull politicians so corrupt they have family members who are lobbyists.

Yoweri Museveni

Algerian Election

Republicans Stealing the Vote

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

Press Freedom

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

CIA report

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

Police Statetion

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

Studied the Constitution. Didn't like it.

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

Turkey, present day...

"AI chat bot"

Gold Medal for IOC boss Thomas Bach in the discipline of Brown-Nosing-Dictators-For-Money.

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

Free press.

"#Metoo unveils an awful abyss of disrespect, harassments and hostility towards women! Let's make a film about it - boobs and violence sells great!"

Bush farewell.

Legalish

An acceptable level of TV violence.

Cameron uncomfortable hanging out with his inquisitor.

'We spend a lot, borrow a lot, tax a lot. It keeps things from getting boring.'

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty