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"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

CIA report

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

Unanimous voting.

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

Police Statetion

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

Bush farewell.

'We spend a lot, borrow a lot, tax a lot. It keeps things from getting boring.'

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.'

Automatic Congressman

This government special reserve fund is like a cookie jar for crooked cronies!

Deceit and corruption sacrifice America to the money 'god'

Midterm election s results

'This is just a routine check, sir - who did you vote for in the last election?'

"Our rule of thumb is: 'Keep it complicated' - so no one will understand how we choose a candidate."

"Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it."

'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'

Flushing Democracy

EU Deal

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"

Gladstone returning to Westminster without a new ticket