Rights Guardians Gifts

Human rights fish is eaten by a shark.

The Jeopardy of Progress

"He likes it."

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

US Capitol Building Toppled

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

"It's trickle down."

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

The proper way to wear your mask

"Let's face it Mum, the main reason we're an endangered species is that we're fussy eaters..."

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

"We've given it a great deal of thought and we decided we're going to give in to everything you want at all times."

"With Trump in office, we'll learn if the Constitution protects us from autocrats."

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

"You're lucky you're a U.S. citizen and this is America! The government has generously offered you five free guesses about what you're charged with and where you're going to be secretly detained."

Forest Management

'Nice, but let's call them the 'Bill of Rights' instead of the 'Bill of Loopholes'.'

'Which end's the shallow end?'

Deer Crossing.

Hands off my IP

Save the tree.

'I've stopped getting bright ideas.'

"Our founders built this company on a certain set of principles. But since they're all dead and nobody wrote anything down, looks like we're screwed."

"It's your turn, kid."

"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"

"I lobby for rich people."

"If the stock market goes to infinity, would we be able to pay off the national debt?"

"Are you sure this is in your job description?"

"I'd never have imagined such innovative ways of wearing this cape!"

"He's allergic to peanuts, sensitive to wheat, lactose-intolerant, and just plain weirded out by fruit."