Deceptive Joker Pillows

Gardener of the Year.

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

Fittd shēt

Turtle Hat

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys."

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

The life of penguins.

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

Prisoner still life painting.

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

Vacation Mobile

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."

'The Board's meeting at nine O'clock - you bring the smoke, I'll bring the mirrors.'

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

"It's a setup."

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

"See...polystyrene!"

Yes, you are speaking to Grandma.

Chocolate Munchies. Only 100 calories...' awesome!' - '' - 'Runchy! Rurrgh!!' - '' - 'Oh, hold on. 100 calories per Munchie' - '' -

"Since laughter is the best medicine, I'm downloading the Laugh-Track App."

How to throw your voice: 'I am guilty. I did it. I confess.'

"I can't. You told him he could date after you came here."

"He's not a big, bad wolf, Gramps - he's a predatory insurance agent!"

'Aaaaaaaaawwwwww!'

"They're not home.."