Deceptive Joker Mugs

Gardener of the Year.

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

Turtle Hat

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

Fittd shēt

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys."

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

The life of penguins.

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

Prisoner still life painting.

Vacation Mobile

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

Exit. I never get tired of watching them fall for that.

'The Board's meeting at nine O'clock - you bring the smoke, I'll bring the mirrors.'

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."

'Just give me the computer password, Marie. I won't put any more embarrassing pictures of you on Facebook.'

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

"It's a setup."

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

"See...polystyrene!"

Chocolate Munchies. Only 100 calories...' awesome!' - '' - 'Runchy! Rurrgh!!' - '' - 'Oh, hold on. 100 calories per Munchie' - '' -

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

Yes, you are speaking to Grandma.

How to throw your voice: 'I am guilty. I did it. I confess.'

Tweet

"Since laughter is the best medicine, I'm downloading the Laugh-Track App."

"He's not a big, bad wolf, Gramps - he's a predatory insurance agent!"

'Aaaaaaaaawwwwww!'

"I can't. You told him he could date after you came here."