Deceptive Humor Pillows

Yes, you are speaking to Grandma.

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

Turtle Hat

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys."

The life of penguins.

Exit. I never get tired of watching them fall for that.

'The Board's meeting at nine O'clock - you bring the smoke, I'll bring the mirrors.'

"It's a setup."

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

Carl shrewdly dupes his co-workers into believing that he is totally committed to the new mandatory overtime policy,

"See...polystyrene!"

'All right. Who's in charge around here?'

Gardener of the Year.

"$68,000? You said that deceptive ad would cost me $23,000."

Stealth grazing.

How to throw your voice: 'I am guilty. I did it. I confess.'

"He's not a big, bad wolf, Gramps - he's a predatory insurance agent!"

"They're not home.."

Not so heavenly

'Aaaaaaaaawwwwww!'

Bird Watchers Club of America.

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

'Convention time in the liar's club.'

I can't decide if you make me want to be a better man, a better lawyer or a better liar. ! !

The AdRams Family no.17 - Chatroom identities

'I've been lying to you, darling. I'm not really Godzilla, King of the Monsters...'

"Oh, gosh, oh no, you've found me out..."

'OK you didn't eat the rabbit, I believe you; snakes are no strangers to plausible deniability.'

look out it might be a fake

Dobbson's False Doorway Company A man has walked into an actual painted Trompe l'oeil False Doorway and has got knocked out .

'Wait -- look! All this time we've been fooled by a blue-screen background and wires!'

"Am I the only one who can see that sign?"

'Yes, I sold my soul...but what could I do? They held all the papers!'