Deceptive Humor Pillows

Yes, you are speaking to Grandma.

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

Turtle Hat

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys."

The life of penguins.

'The Board's meeting at nine O'clock - you bring the smoke, I'll bring the mirrors.'

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

"It's a setup."

Gardener of the Year.

'All right. Who's in charge around here?'

"See...polystyrene!"

"$68,000? You said that deceptive ad would cost me $23,000."

How to throw your voice: 'I am guilty. I did it. I confess.'

"They're not home.."

Stealth grazing.

Not so heavenly

"He's not a big, bad wolf, Gramps - he's a predatory insurance agent!"

'Aaaaaaaaawwwwww!'

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

The AdRams Family no.17 - Chatroom identities

Bird Watchers Club of America.

'I've been lying to you, darling. I'm not really Godzilla, King of the Monsters...'

'Convention time in the liar's club.'

"Oh, gosh, oh no, you've found me out..."

'OK you didn't eat the rabbit, I believe you; snakes are no strangers to plausible deniability.'

look out it might be a fake

'Wait -- look! All this time we've been fooled by a blue-screen background and wires!'

Dobbson's False Doorway Company A man has walked into an actual painted Trompe l'oeil False Doorway and has got knocked out .

"Am I the only one who can see that sign?"

'Yes, I sold my soul...but what could I do? They held all the papers!'

'This is a rip-off!'