Devilish Joker Pillows

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

Note Book

"It's not carrots but the love of carrots that's the root of all evil."

Vacation Mobile

"See how it feels"

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."

HM Prison chapel, "try to think of the lord as a 24 hour video surveillance system gathering pictures for the ultimate crimewatch"

'I'm surprised the boss isn't in here checking up on us!'

'Golly, is it that time already?'

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

Eucharist

And the Lord said: 'I created the universe. What on earth makes you think I'll be impressed by a dead goat?'

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

'Let us now turn to the Gospel According to St. Matthew for today's sob story.'

Hiker's right of way.

Gardener of the Year.

The Cartoonists

'Hope you don't mind the boxing gloves. I'm no good at hands.'

"I can't. You told him he could date after you came here."

"Since laughter is the best medicine, I'm downloading the Laugh-Track App."

"It's called 'White with a hint of Magnolia"

'I've never felt so alive...'

A herd of sheep stand in a field; one sheep is wearing a t-shirt that reads "Staff".

First Church: Today's Sermon - Sinners Looking At Their Smartphones Instead of Listening To The Sermon Will Go Straight To Hell.

Eye clinic

Saint Joseph and his aspirin

"Flip you for the top bunk."

'I forward email jokes - therefore I am.'

"Mmm, Spam."