Devilish Joker Pillows

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

Note Book

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

"It's not carrots but the love of carrots that's the root of all evil."

"See how it feels"

Vacation Mobile

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."

HM Prison chapel, "try to think of the lord as a 24 hour video surveillance system gathering pictures for the ultimate crimewatch"

'Golly, is it that time already?'

'I'm surprised the boss isn't in here checking up on us!'

Eucharist

'Just give me the computer password, Marie. I won't put any more embarrassing pictures of you on Facebook.'

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

And the Lord said: 'I created the universe. What on earth makes you think I'll be impressed by a dead goat?'

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

The Cartoonists

'Hope you don't mind the boxing gloves. I'm no good at hands.'

'Let us now turn to the Gospel According to St. Matthew for today's sob story.'

Gardener of the Year.

Hiker's right of way.

Tweet

"I can't. You told him he could date after you came here."

"It's called 'White with a hint of Magnolia"

"Since laughter is the best medicine, I'm downloading the Laugh-Track App."

'I've never felt so alive...'

A herd of sheep stand in a field; one sheep is wearing a t-shirt that reads "Staff".

First Church: Today's Sermon - Sinners Looking At Their Smartphones Instead of Listening To The Sermon Will Go Straight To Hell.

Eye clinic

Saint Joseph and his aspirin

He's having a caption contest.

'I forward email jokes - therefore I am.'

"Mmm, Spam."