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Death Positive Advocate Gifts
Looking for a gift for a death positive advocate? Our collection features witty and meaningful items that honor the full life cycle, encouraging open conversations about mortality. These products celebrate life's fleeting beauty and promote a healthy attitude toward death. Perfect for those who believe in living intentionally and facing mortality with humor and grace, our range adds a thoughtful touch that resonates deeply with advocates of death positivity.
Death is just a side-effect of living.
'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'
'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'
"Oh, ah, sorry!"
This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.
'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'
Critisize your weight.
"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."
YOLO vs YODO
'I gotta lose some weight.'
'You've still got the right stuff, only now it's in the wrong places.'
'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'
'Good grief! Aren't you extinct yet?'
'I did have a tummy-tuck...But I opted for reconstruction surgery at the same time.'
"I really didn't have a weight problem until they invented skinny jeans."
"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."
'I'm feeling so good, I'm worried I may catch some uplift anxiety.'
Aging Problems
Hips may appear larger than they actually are.
"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."
"When you're healed, I'm going to wear it so I can't see what I weigh."
"Give me your metabolism! Now!"
'Good News. Further x-rays revealed the big shadow on your lung to your stomach.'
Girl's weight issues.
Scales
Fat fairy
Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.
"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."
'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'
'You know what I really like in someone? Bulk!'
In the not too distant future... "It's a tribal butterfly tramp stamp, honey. Same as yours."
No matter what I do, I still look more like a 'before' picture than an 'after' picture.
Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.
Spiritual Lives Matter
Death Positive Advocate Gifts Collection
Death Positive Advocate Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs for death positive advocates—witty, meaningful designs that inspire every coffee break.
Death Positive Advocate Pillows
Discover pillows that celebrate life’s cycle—perfect for creating a comforting space for death positivity.
Death Positive Advocate Prints
Browse our prints designed for death advocates—beautiful, witty art that sparks thoughtful conversations.
Death Positive Advocate T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts for advocates of death positivity—creatively expressing your outlook with humor and grace.