Pro-life Advocate Gifts

Spiritual Lives Matter

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

Roe v. Wade

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

South Carolina's War on Women

"Because the 'morning after pill' is not a rectal suppository."

Moms gone wild

Meanwhile, North of the Border. . . .

Religion and Politics

Equal pay for equal work

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

Abortion Ban

"Now that it's easier to get a gun than an abortion, I should buy an M16 and perform six very late-term abortions."

Everyone's Got an Opinion but No One Is Willing to Take a Chance for It

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Restrictive Abortion Laws

So, did you see any of those facist, right wing, anti-population growth zealots on your way in here?

"I know, I know... But I thought he would bring down the price of eggs."

'I know we hadn't planned on getting a bigger car until we had kids, but I think we need one now to accommodate the bumper-stickers.'

Scientific reaction to the news of declining sperm counts was mixed.

"It doesn't scream 'Girlie Lawyer'?"

"I just had a nightmare that 9 judges had control over men's bodies!"

"Good news. I can extend your maternity leave by two days...Saturday and Sunday."

"Really. I'll just come in for a minute."

'The good news is we can still get abortions.'

"That's right, fifty pounds and the pick of the litter."

"You may quote me on this - Freedom of Speech is this country's most valuable asset, which is why we must use it sparingly."

Mike Pence

SCOTUS

Pro-Life Pete

'It's time to arm the fetuses!'

'Is this a wise policy, Ms Yomp- denying condoms to students with the poorest grades?'

Women's Voices Silenced

'Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.'

Minority Group Rights To Assisted Reproduction.