Pro-choice Advocate Gifts

South Carolina's War on Women

F**K Texas

Roe v. Wade

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

"Because the 'morning after pill' is not a rectal suppository."

End of Affirmative Action

Moms gone wild

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

"Well, it all depends. Where are these huddled masses coming from?"

Poor vs Rich

Spiritual Lives Matter

'Okay. Tiger took care of golf. Serena did her part at Wimbeldon. That brings us to the final frontier... hockey.'

Everyone's Got an Opinion but No One Is Willing to Take a Chance for It

"The labels are right, it's the panels which are wrong."

Restrictive Abortion Laws

"Now that it's easier to get a gun than an abortion, I should buy an M16 and perform six very late-term abortions."

Religion and Politics

Abortion Ban

Equal pay for equal work

Meanwhile, North of the Border. . . .

'I'm an equal opportunities employer, Mr Moore, but I would expect you to shave before an interview.'

"Do you have any idea what it's like to be underappreciated by your boss?"

"What's your policy on being horrible to foreigners?"

New Labour Socialist Exclusion Unit.

"I know, I know... But I thought he would bring down the price of eggs."

"It doesn't scream 'Girlie Lawyer'?"

Scientific reaction to the news of declining sperm counts was mixed.

So, did you see any of those facist, right wing, anti-population growth zealots on your way in here?

New Voter Suppression Laws: 50thh Anniversary of March on Washington.

"They learn how to say 'Gracias' and we're supposed to be thankful."

Same-sex marriage passes, and the people go wildQ

"So what if your brother called you a 'lesbo? There is nothing wrong with being a lesbian... ...No, I'm not saying you are a lesbian... ...Don't threaten to beat me up!... See? This is why people think you are a lesbian!"

"I'm afraid we've had to cut back on maternity leave but we can delegate someone to 'Oooh' and 'Aaah' when the baby's born!"

'A glass ceiling?...Don't be ridiculous. The sign works just fine.'

'Old boy' tells black woman at interview: 'We fully embrace diversity here - we even have a chap who didn't go to Eton.'