Cynic With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

If you know someone who embraces their cynic with a sense of humor, our collection offers witty, humorous items that highlight their sharp wit and creative edge. Perfect for those who enjoy a good laugh about life's ironies, these products make unique, playful gifts for anyone with a dry, clever sense of humor.

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'Looks like they're going for the apathetic vote again.'

'Looks like they're going for the apathetic vote again.' mockup

'Looks like they're going for the apathetic vote again.'

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'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?' mockup

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

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"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'" mockup

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

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Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.' mockup

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

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First we thought the apes would conquer the world...When in reality we've been busy mining the end of the world all along.

First we thought the apes would conquer the world...When in reality we've been busy mining the end of the world all along. mockup

First we thought the apes would conquer the world...When in reality we've been busy mining the end of the world all along.

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'I'm still employed, but to save on utility costs, they offshored me.'

'I'm still employed, but to save on utility costs, they offshored me.' mockup

'I'm still employed, but to save on utility costs, they offshored me.'

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"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

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Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.

Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats. mockup

Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.

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"I'll cross any ocean to fight for our country! I'll travel to the gates of hell to defend our rights!"

"I'll cross any ocean to fight for our country! I'll travel to the gates of hell to defend our rights!" mockup

"I'll cross any ocean to fight for our country! I'll travel to the gates of hell to defend our rights!"

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"I've founded my own religion." "Of course you have, Rudy." "It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths." "If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted." "What are the central tenets of your religion?" "A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation."

"I've founded my own religion." "Of course you have, Rudy." "It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths." "If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted." "What are the central tenets of your religion?" "A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation."

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The finer points of marriage.

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Famous Oxymorons...

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"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing." mockup

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

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'Waiter! -- there's a candidate in my soup!'

'Waiter! -- there's a candidate in my soup!' mockup

'Waiter! -- there's a candidate in my soup!'

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'The cow jumped over the moon? The mouse ran up the clock? Steroids, right?'

'The cow jumped over the moon? The mouse ran up the clock? Steroids, right?' mockup

'The cow jumped over the moon? The mouse ran up the clock? Steroids, right?'

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"With great power comes great reward." mockup

"With great power comes great reward."

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Hare tells tortoise: 'Remembe the plan: on the final stretch, you go down.'

Hare tells tortoise: 'Remembe the plan: on the final stretch, you go down.' mockup

Hare tells tortoise: 'Remembe the plan: on the final stretch, you go down.'

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"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!" mockup

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

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"Half full, or half empty? Do you want a positive spin, or a negative spin?"

"Half full, or half empty? Do you want a positive spin, or a negative spin?" mockup

"Half full, or half empty? Do you want a positive spin, or a negative spin?"

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'The good news is consumer confidence is up. And the REALLY good news is consumer gullibility is Way up.'

'The good news is consumer confidence is up. And the REALLY good news is consumer gullibility is Way up.' mockup

'The good news is consumer confidence is up. And the REALLY good news is consumer gullibility is Way up.'

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'You've got bad news? Hey, that's good news!'

'You've got bad news? Hey, that's good news!' mockup

'You've got bad news? Hey, that's good news!'

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Suggestions Get Shredded.

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'I've turned another corner in my life.' 'One more corner and you'll be back where you started.'

'I've turned another corner in my life.' 'One more corner and you'll be back where you started.' mockup

'I've turned another corner in my life.' 'One more corner and you'll be back where you started.'

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Obama builds own gallows.

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The Ultimate Reality TV Show: Apathy Island

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The Ultimate Reality TV Show: Apathy Island

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"But is it art ?"

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"Today the House Intelligence committee began its investigation of the FBI's investigation of the House Intelligence Committees investigation of the FBI..."

"Today the House Intelligence committee began its investigation of the FBI's investigation of the House Intelligence Committees investigation of the FBI..."

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Federal Bureau of Do As We Say, NOT As We Do!

Federal Bureau of Do As We Say, NOT As We Do! mockup

Federal Bureau of Do As We Say, NOT As We Do!

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"I'm not getting out of bed. What's the point? Things keep getting worse every day. Even my toothbrush depresses me... I'll just continue sleeping until the world comes to its senses." "Amen."

"I'm not getting out of bed. What's the point? Things keep getting worse every day. Even my toothbrush depresses me... I'll just continue sleeping until the world comes to its senses." "Amen."

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"Listen, pal! I didn't spend seven million bucks to get here so I could yield the floor to you."

"Listen, pal! I didn't spend seven million bucks to get here so I could yield the floor to you." mockup

"Listen, pal! I didn't spend seven million bucks to get here so I could yield the floor to you."

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'You buy low, sell high, leave it all to your unappreciative kids, then die. That's it...'

'You buy low, sell high, leave it all to your unappreciative kids, then die. That's it...' mockup

'You buy low, sell high, leave it all to your unappreciative kids, then die. That's it...'

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'Well, John, in the past two years you've gone from being extremely depressed to being basically unhappy like the rest of us. My work here is done.'

'Well, John, in the past two years you've gone from being extremely depressed to being basically unhappy like the rest of us. My work here is done.' mockup

'Well, John, in the past two years you've gone from being extremely depressed to being basically unhappy like the rest of us. My work here is done.'

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Cynic With A Sense Of Humor Gifts Collection

Cynic With A Sense Of Humor Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that speak to cynics with a sense of humor—witty and sarcastic, these are perfect for starting the day with a laugh.

Cynic With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

Add some humor to their decor with pillows that feature sarcastic, witty quotes—perfect for brightening any space.

Cynic With A Sense Of Humor Prints

Look at our art prints that capture the sharp wit and humor of cynics—ideal for decorating a home or office with personality.

Cynic With A Sense Of Humor T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts featuring clever, humorous sayings for cynics—wear their wit loud and proud with these witty designs.