Cyber Celestial Gifts

"He does the whole lightning-bolt-thing on line now."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"It's just one bad review and we all know who wrote it."

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"This connect the dots is taking FOREVER!"

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

Halo Frisbee.

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

Shoe repair

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

"So big data in the cloud really exists!"

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

"Let there be light hors d'oeuvres."

"Would you have a moment to take a short survey about your experience?"

"I still maintain an online presence."

God creating the galaxy.

'Anything good on tonight?'

Be sure to walk you Asteroid twice a day.

'Thirty-two feet per second squared, eh? -- that should hold them for awhile!:

'Do you have a few minutes to discuss your retirement years, sir?'

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

"Just be happy you're getting in, worry about your hair later."

"It might be a while, the server just crashed again."

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

New Years Reolutions

Directions for Hell and Paradise.

'The trouble started when the world put together a large group of synchronized banks.'

"I can't. You told him he could date after you came here."

"Hmmm...says here that you were in charge of your church's Puppet Ministry."