Cyber Celestial Prints

"He does the whole lightning-bolt-thing on line now."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

Halo Frisbee.

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

Shoe repair

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

"Would you have a moment to take a short survey about your experience?"

"I still maintain an online presence."

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

God creating the galaxy.

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

"Let there be light hors d'oeuvres."

'Anything good on tonight?'

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

'Do you have a few minutes to discuss your retirement years, sir?'

Be sure to walk you Asteroid twice a day.

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

'Thirty-two feet per second squared, eh? -- that should hold them for awhile!:

"Just be happy you're getting in, worry about your hair later."

"It might be a while, the server just crashed again."

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

New Years Reolutions

'The trouble started when the world put together a large group of synchronized banks.'

"Andy...Andy...I'm not finding...let me check my spam folder..."

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

"I can't. You told him he could date after you came here."

"Hmmm...says here that you were in charge of your church's Puppet Ministry."