Criminal Justice System Gifts

Searching for a gift for a friend, family member, or colleague in the criminal justice system? Find witty mugs, t-shirts, and prints that acknowledge their dedication and add a touch of humor to their busy lives. Perfect for law enforcement officers, lawyers, or justice advocates who appreciate a clever twist.

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The 'Lifer' Pencil

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"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?" mockup

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

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'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?' mockup

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

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Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!' mockup

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

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"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?" mockup

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

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"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?" mockup

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

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When Engineers Crack.

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"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal." mockup

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

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"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly." mockup

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."

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"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

"You're either lying or not telling the truth." mockup

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

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Police Statetion

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"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!" mockup

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

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"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic."

"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic." mockup

"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic."

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American blood

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"Am I going to get my just desserts?" mockup

"Am I going to get my just desserts?"

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Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact. mockup

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

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'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.' mockup

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

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'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!' mockup

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

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"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse." mockup

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

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'The Grand Jury doesn't understand me...'

'The Grand Jury doesn't understand me...' mockup

'The Grand Jury doesn't understand me...'

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"'If you can't say something nice, don't say it at all' doesn't work with a grand jury."

"'If you can't say something nice, don't say it at all' doesn't work with a grand jury." mockup

"'If you can't say something nice, don't say it at all' doesn't work with a grand jury."

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'My client has required the services of countless law enforcement, court, penal and probation personnel. He's not a menace...he's a jobs creator!'

'My client has required the services of countless law enforcement, court, penal and probation personnel. He's not a menace...he's a jobs creator!' mockup

'My client has required the services of countless law enforcement, court, penal and probation personnel. He's not a menace...he's a jobs creator!'

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"I'll never understand it. I followed the generally accepted principles of embezzling."

"I'll never understand it. I followed the generally accepted principles of embezzling." mockup

"I'll never understand it. I followed the generally accepted principles of embezzling."

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"At least he's honest about it..." mockup

"At least he's honest about it..."

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'Why is it always about me?'

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"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is."

"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is." mockup

"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is."

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'It wasn't a hate crime, Your Honor — I actually kind of liked the guy.'

'It wasn't a hate crime, Your Honor — I actually kind of liked the guy.' mockup

'It wasn't a hate crime, Your Honor — I actually kind of liked the guy.'

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'Are you free at the moment?'

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"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps." mockup

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

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'In this next precedent, an attorney lost his frivolous lawsuit complaint and his opponent then filed a frivolous 'frivolous lawsuit' lawsuit.'

'In this next precedent, an attorney lost his frivolous lawsuit complaint and his opponent then filed a frivolous 'frivolous lawsuit' lawsuit.' mockup

'In this next precedent, an attorney lost his frivolous lawsuit complaint and his opponent then filed a frivolous 'frivolous lawsuit' lawsuit.'

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'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?' mockup

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

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Overcrowding's becoming a real problem in our penal system

Overcrowding's becoming a real problem in our penal system mockup

Overcrowding's becoming a real problem in our penal system

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"That settles it. I'm moving for a retrial."

"That settles it. I'm moving for a retrial." mockup

"That settles it. I'm moving for a retrial."

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"Apparently, you have very little respect for our judicial system, sauntering in here with only one lawyer."

"Apparently, you have very little respect for our judicial system, sauntering in here with only one lawyer." mockup

"Apparently, you have very little respect for our judicial system, sauntering in here with only one lawyer."

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Criminal Justice System Gifts Collection

Criminal Justice System Mugs

Browse our collection of mugs featuring humorous and thoughtful designs related to the criminal justice system. A perfect gift to start their day with a smile.

Criminal Justice System Pillows

Find cozy pillows with clever designs celebrating the criminal justice world. They make great gifts for home or office decor.

Criminal Justice System Prints

Explore prints that highlight the importance and humor of the legal and justice professions, perfect for decorating any justice enthusiast's space.

Criminal Justice System T-Shirts

Check out our witty t-shirts inspired by the criminal justice system. A fun way to showcase their dedication and sense of humor.