Justice Systems Gifts

"Behind one of these doors is a ferocious tiger. Behind the other is a beautiful lady. There might also be a tiger there, too. I buy so many tigers it's basically become a storage issue at this point."

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

Trial by Media

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

Barristers

"Now that's a win."

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

"I've learned something in this trial. My firm needs to hire that prosecutor."

"Now that I've swung back to depression, I'm truly sorry for what I did when I was manic."

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

Anti-war libra.

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

"Have you, or any of your acquaintances, ever been described as 'frolicsome'?"

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''