Criminal Justice System Mugs

The 'Lifer' Pencil

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

When Engineers Crack.

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Police Statetion

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic."

American blood

"Am I going to get my just desserts?"

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

'The Grand Jury doesn't understand me...'

"'If you can't say something nice, don't say it at all' doesn't work with a grand jury."

'My client has required the services of countless law enforcement, court, penal and probation personnel. He's not a menace...he's a jobs creator!'

"I'll never understand it. I followed the generally accepted principles of embezzling."

"At least he's honest about it..."

'Why is it always about me?'

"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is."

'It wasn't a hate crime, Your Honor — I actually kind of liked the guy.'

'Are you free at the moment?'

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

'In this next precedent, an attorney lost his frivolous lawsuit complaint and his opponent then filed a frivolous 'frivolous lawsuit' lawsuit.'

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

Overcrowding's becoming a real problem in our penal system

"That settles it. I'm moving for a retrial."

"Apparently, you have very little respect for our judicial system, sauntering in here with only one lawyer."