Crime And Justice Gifts

Human Rights and Human Wrongs.

'Identity theft, eh? -- Just who do you think you are?'

'I can help you beat the forgery rap, but you'll have to pay me in cash.'

"Don't tell me!...You're on the Jack Straw witness protection programme too."

Cellmates.

'Look on the bright side -- While we're in here, the statute of limitations is running out on all the other stuff we did!'

'Self-reliance is all very well, but counterfeiting is an entirely different matter!'

'You have to do SOMETHING about it, or people will say you're soft on crime.'

Prison Vacation For Mafiosi

Coronavirus Crime Rate

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

The Three Wise Queens

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

When Engineers Crack.

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

"Where were you between 4 and 6?"

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

Police Statetion

"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."

The Devil's in the detail!

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic."

Violent Crime Statistics

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

Before the riots/after the riots