Law And Justice Gifts

'We can prove there is an indiscriminate use of your image and that you are entitled to proper compensation.'

'I've been trying a new conditioner but I don't think it's doing my hair any justice.'

'I find you guilty of a most criminal act...' says a judge to a musician playing songs from Eurovision.

'I got fifteen years for something I didn't do...I didn't run fast enough!'

'The jury has reached a unanimous verdict, Your Honour.'

'On second thought..you stand acquitted of all charges!'

"It's not fair. I get 10 years for counterfeiting and people making fortunes with cryptocurrency."

"It's a good sign that they asked for Milton Friedman's biography."

'This is the first time I've ever heard of someone stealing a moped to go on a joyride.'

'We lucked out and drew a liberal judge -- I'll see if you can write a term paper for extra credit.'

'Nice try, but I'm still trying you as an adult.'

Police lineup

'Here, from the printout of my entire DNA: the gene for embezzling.'

'Madam, sentencing Mr. Longley to 10 years in Guantanamo Bay is not my idea of a divorce settlement.'

"I can't say I'm wild about these open prisons."

Talk about your tough judges †I was the bailiff!

"No, you can't change your testimony if you give me a balloon."

"And then what did you do when the defendant entered your home?"

"Hello, police? I'd like to report a suspicious black man!"

"You're under arrest for an attempted murder."

"Loitering with intent to have a bit of a chat with my mates. . . What about you?"

"And I said, 'I'm tired of you asking me what I'm thinking' and heeeeeer we are."

'Then I over loaded on sugar and came out shooting!'

'Jury duty.'

The judge said I didn't have a leg to stand on.

'My horoscope said I'd rise to great heights.'

"The jury would like to say that this case was not as juicy as it promised to be."

Crime suspect faces interrogation panel comprising of 'Good cop, bad cop, not much cop.'

'Apparently, our meetings do meet the legal definition of torture.'

Small prisoner stands under sign designating size for people to enter prisons.

You never take me anywhere!

"I'M your one call from County Lockup? Ohhhh Lenny."

The Three Wise Queens