Criminal Gifts

Searching for a gift for someone in the criminal justice field? Our collection offers clever, witty, and light-hearted items that honor their profession. Perfect for lawyers, detectives, or prison officers who appreciate humor with a professional edge.

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'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!' mockup

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

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"We ask that bail be set at $1,000. The defendant poses a significant flight risk."

"We ask that bail be set at $1,000. The defendant poses a significant flight risk." mockup

"We ask that bail be set at $1,000. The defendant poses a significant flight risk."

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In hindsight, Lefty wished he'd picked a faster get-away vehicle!

In hindsight, Lefty wished he'd picked a faster get-away vehicle! mockup

In hindsight, Lefty wished he'd picked a faster get-away vehicle!

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'I'm a grandfather. How would you like it if someone mugged your grandfather.'

'I'm a grandfather. How would you like it if someone mugged your grandfather.' mockup

'I'm a grandfather. How would you like it if someone mugged your grandfather.'

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Gangster at Confessional

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'Hey, rat, most of us use our one call to contact a lawyer, not Crime Stoppers.'

'Hey, rat, most of us use our one call to contact a lawyer, not Crime Stoppers.' mockup

'Hey, rat, most of us use our one call to contact a lawyer, not Crime Stoppers.'

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"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?" mockup

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

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"I believe the old lady was ahead of you."

"I believe the old lady was ahead of you." mockup

"I believe the old lady was ahead of you."

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'These are pinching a bit around the toes. Can I try another pair?'

'These are pinching a bit around the toes. Can I try another pair?' mockup

'These are pinching a bit around the toes. Can I try another pair?'

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'I'm thinkin' this sleeping with the fishes option ain't best practices.'

'I'm thinkin' this sleeping with the fishes option ain't best practices.' mockup

'I'm thinkin' this sleeping with the fishes option ain't best practices.'

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'So, uh, how much is it to store a self?'

'So, uh, how much is it to store a self?' mockup

'So, uh, how much is it to store a self?'

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'Here's your chance to shine at tomb stoning!'

'Here's your chance to shine at tomb stoning!' mockup

'Here's your chance to shine at tomb stoning!'

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"You should know by now, nobody puts the bite on me and gets away with it!"

"You should know by now, nobody puts the bite on me and gets away with it!" mockup

"You should know by now, nobody puts the bite on me and gets away with it!"

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'Big Mikey will now add a few bullet points.'

'Big Mikey will now add a few bullet points.' mockup

'Big Mikey will now add a few bullet points.'

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'You shall be taken from here to a place of execution.'

'You shall be taken from here to a place of execution.' mockup

'You shall be taken from here to a place of execution.'

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Shrink to criminal - 'At what age did you lose your innocence?'

Shrink to criminal - 'At what age did you lose your innocence?' mockup

Shrink to criminal - 'At what age did you lose your innocence?'

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"Tommy, when ya gonna start doing your own laundry?"

"Tommy, when ya gonna start doing your own laundry?" mockup

"Tommy, when ya gonna start doing your own laundry?"

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"They're going to make it tough for you around here when they find out you used to be a cop."

"They're going to make it tough for you around here when they find out you used to be a cop." mockup

"They're going to make it tough for you around here when they find out you used to be a cop."

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"When did last requests take over our lives?"

"When did last requests take over our lives?" mockup

"When did last requests take over our lives?"

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"But that's enough about me. Tell me, what do you do?"

"But that's enough about me. Tell me, what do you do?" mockup

"But that's enough about me. Tell me, what do you do?"

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"I'll stop when it isn't fun anymore." mockup

"I'll stop when it isn't fun anymore."

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"What ever happened to cement shoes and the Hudson River, slowpoke?"

"What ever happened to cement shoes and the Hudson River, slowpoke?" mockup

"What ever happened to cement shoes and the Hudson River, slowpoke?"

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Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

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"I miss the boss trusting us to do the big jobs."

"I miss the boss trusting us to do the big jobs." mockup

"I miss the boss trusting us to do the big jobs."

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"It's pretty simple, Jimmy. We get you some ice cream and then we throw you off the Verrazano. You got a problem with that?"

"It's pretty simple, Jimmy. We get you some ice cream and then we throw you off the Verrazano. You got a problem with that?" mockup

"It's pretty simple, Jimmy. We get you some ice cream and then we throw you off the Verrazano. You got a problem with that?"

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Mob Boss Runs Errands

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"I cloned a guy in Reno. How 'bout yourself?"

"I cloned a guy in Reno. How 'bout yourself?" mockup

"I cloned a guy in Reno. How 'bout yourself?"

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"O.K., how about this: instead of assassinating her straight out, we subject her to steam heat all winter, so her skin gets really dry and she's prone to nosebleeds and her eyes itch and she's just a little bit uncomfortable at all times for months on end?"

"O.K., how about this: instead of assassinating her straight out, we subject her to steam heat all winter, so her skin gets really dry and she's prone to nosebleeds and her eyes itch and she's just a little bit uncomfortable at all times for months on end?"

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