Culinary Criminal Gifts

Looking for a clever gift for the culinary criminal who loves to cook with a naughty sense of humor? Our collection features playful, eye-catching products that acknowledge their mischievous kitchen antics. Whether they’re a pastry pirate or a spice bandit, these unique items will make their culinary escapades even more memorable. Perfect for food lovers with a rebellious streak, our curated selection adds a humorous touch to any kitchen or cooking enthusiast’s collection.

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"Mr. Boyd, are you charged with stealing from Bob's bakery. How do you plead?"

"Mr. Boyd, are you charged with stealing from Bob's bakery. How do you plead?" mockup

"Mr. Boyd, are you charged with stealing from Bob's bakery. How do you plead?"

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T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty' mockup

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

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Soup of the month.

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"I'll have the Investigator's Special." mockup

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

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Try to guess the continent dining... mockup

Try to guess the continent dining...

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"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!" mockup

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

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Garden.

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Too much cilantro

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"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!" mockup

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

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'It's my favorite.'

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"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!" mockup

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

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Garlic Free Zone.

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I love Cannelloni

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Holiday Supplies

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'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?' mockup

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

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'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.' mockup

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

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"Number 2. Step forward please."

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"Please don't kill me."

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"Valet park only"

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Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,' mockup

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

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Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.' mockup

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

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Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.' mockup

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

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'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...'

'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...' mockup

'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...'

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"You're really not too extreme, huh?" mockup

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

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Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce" mockup

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

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"Marions nous! Tu payes les impôts, j'offre le resto!"

"Marions nous! Tu payes les impôts, j'offre le resto!" mockup

"Marions nous! Tu payes les impôts, j'offre le resto!"

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"I'm unable to process this image." mockup

"I'm unable to process this image."

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'We're not at home, Stu. You can't just order 'I don't care'.'

'We're not at home, Stu. You can't just order 'I don't care'.' mockup

'We're not at home, Stu. You can't just order 'I don't care'.'

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Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots. mockup

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

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The perfect man

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Culinary Criminal Gifts Collection

Culinary Criminal Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for culinary criminals who love to start their day with a humorous brew. Find the perfect mug to match their mischievous spirit.

Culinary Criminal Pillows

Add a humorous touch to any space with our pillows for culinary criminals. These cheeky designs are great for lounging or accenting your kitchen decor.

Culinary Criminal Prints

Decorate with our funny prints that celebrate kitchen mischief. Perfect wall art for culinary criminals who want to showcase their playful foodie personality.

Culinary Criminal T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts designed for culinary rebels who like to wear their humor on their sleeve. Fun, witty, and perfect for kitchen mischief-makers.