Career Criminal Gifts

Searching for a humorous way to recognize a career criminal's bold profession? Our collection offers witty apparel, mugs, pillows, and prints that playfully acknowledge their unconventional 'career' with a lighthearted twist. Perfect for those who enjoy a bit of dark humor and appreciate clever, professionally drawn cartoons that poke fun at the boldness of their chosen path.

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'Oh, that's very nice - as soon as I go out to work - you go through my pockets!'

'Oh, that's very nice - as soon as I go out to work - you go through my pockets!' mockup

'Oh, that's very nice - as soon as I go out to work - you go through my pockets!'

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Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA. mockup

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

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"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?" mockup

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

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"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement." mockup

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

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'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.' mockup

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

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'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.' mockup

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

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"Has anyone mentioned that you're management now, …… You don't get overtime."

"Has anyone mentioned that you're management now, …… You don't get overtime." mockup

"Has anyone mentioned that you're management now, …… You don't get overtime."

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"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

"I want to make it before I hit thirty." mockup

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

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"Where were you between 4 and 6?" mockup

"Where were you between 4 and 6?"

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First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal. mockup

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

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"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!" mockup

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

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Caged Businessman

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'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.' mockup

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

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STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview mockup

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

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Violent Crime Statistics

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'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.' mockup

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

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Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

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Old West Bounty Hunter.

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'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.' mockup

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

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"This one's called 'Incarceration.'" mockup

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

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'Don't worry boss, it's probably archaic!'

'Don't worry boss, it's probably archaic!' mockup

'Don't worry boss, it's probably archaic!'

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'That will be 100 hours of community service in some other community.'

'That will be 100 hours of community service in some other community.' mockup

'That will be 100 hours of community service in some other community.'

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Our cover is francophile liberals mockup

Our cover is francophile liberals

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"Now don't do anything flashy with the money, like pay off all your student loans at once."

"Now don't do anything flashy with the money, like pay off all your student loans at once." mockup

"Now don't do anything flashy with the money, like pay off all your student loans at once."

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'It wasn't a hate crime, Your Honor — I actually kind of liked the guy.'

'It wasn't a hate crime, Your Honor — I actually kind of liked the guy.' mockup

'It wasn't a hate crime, Your Honor — I actually kind of liked the guy.'

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"Cops don't get me. Sure, they got me – but they'll ever get me."

"Cops don't get me. Sure, they got me – but they'll ever get me." mockup

"Cops don't get me. Sure, they got me – but they'll ever get me."

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"Paper or plastic?"

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"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps." mockup

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

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'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?' mockup

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

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"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!" mockup

"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!"

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Police Lineup Escape

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"In my client's defence, the label on the bottle clearly read, 'rat poison'...not 'people poison'."

"In my client's defence, the label on the bottle clearly read, 'rat poison'...not 'people poison'." mockup

"In my client's defence, the label on the bottle clearly read, 'rat poison'...not 'people poison'."

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Career Criminal Gifts Collection

Career Criminal Mugs

Discover more witty and humorous mugs perfect for anyone with a daring profession. Click here to see our full collection!

Career Criminal Pillows

Add some cheeky charm with our playful pillows. Explore a variety of designs that showcase humor and personality for any space.

Career Criminal Prints

Find the perfect humorous print to brighten up any room. Click to explore a wide range of professionally illustrated art for all tastes.

Career Criminal T-Shirts

Looking for bold, funny t-shirts? Browse our collection of humorous and professionally drawn designs that celebrate unique professions.