Ironically Professional Criminals Gifts

"Now that we're into cyber crime, it's time we get a nicer office."

'Henderson makes money the old fashioned way - White collar crime.'

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

Robber on treadmill

Our cover is francophile liberals

"Paper or plastic?"

'Instead of jail time, our head of finance chose the stock option.'

'Make it look like an accident.'

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

"I believe this is a case for Sherlock Holmes..."

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

The classic 'large scale corporate raider' eventually, they end up catching themselves!!

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

'Lewis and Cabrini.'

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

'Emotional blackmail.'

"Little Timmy is big enough to use you burglary tools."

'Ms. Andrews, have there been any important office memos, voice-mails, texts, tweets or IMs during my incarceration?'

The Continuing Adventures of Mel Hufnagel, Corporate Head-Hunter...

'Brilliant writing, Mr. Fenswick, but I'm afraid we'll have to pass on your 'How to Commit the Perfect Crime'!'

"I see travel and romance. You'll be going away soon. I see a tall, dark stranger with many tattoos."

"He was a top boy - he could light up a room just by setting fire to it."

"I had money problems- forged fivers the wrong colour!"

Mario's Family Portraits.

"At last, a country that welcomes poor refugees like me..."

"I'm going out for beef chow mein - want anything?"

'Might as well get comfortable. The appeal process can take forever.'

'I always return to the scene of the crime. Is that normal?'

"I've given him your message. If you'll just take a seat, he'll be out in a moment with his hands up."

"My son is a saint - he's always cooperating with the authorities."

"Why do they always do that with the concrete? The feet are the best part."